The Little Old Woman Who Lived In a Shoe

should have called a cobbler to build an addition for all her noisy kids.

Do you know they still "make" cobblers? There's a cobbler in DC who works out of an operation called "The Cobbler's Bench." Way cute.

It's going to take a full week to slap a rubber heel on my Naturalizer's, though. What if I'd broken my shoe that very minute and came to this shop for an emergency fix? I'd would've had to hobble home barefoot.

I also got into a small argument with the cobbler about whose last name was more difficult to pronounce. He is from Armenia. He won.